Do you wake up in the middle of the night to sharp pain sprawling across your face? Maybe from a cat jumping down from the window to land directly on your head though there was an entire bed to land on, but the cat chooses your face to scratch the bejesus out of, leaving your forehead and cheeks bloody on your pillow? Well, that happened to my mom and I cannot convince her she is in an abusive relationship. I'm talking about Fenwick her black cat. Not the other 13 cats she has racing around knocking shit over when I come to visit. No, I'm talking about that smug little turd who sits in the cat tree by the bay window looking at me with pure contempt in his eyes. I called the police and they came out and I tried to file a report but they left, saying that it's against the law to file assault claims that are fraudulent. I explained to the officers that I told the 911 operator on the phone that the perpetrator's name was Fenwick and I asked them if they really thought that a human being's name could be Fenwick? That is a cat's name! I told them that. It's their fault that the 911 operator didn't explain to them that Fenwick is a cat's name or that they couldn't deduce that a person couldn't be called Fenwick. Anyways they were no help. I now understand why they keep saying defund the police.
I keep looking for help, and something keeps passing my thoughts. I used to be friends with this girl in high school who said that she was a cat whisperer, I just think she liked stealing cats that she met walking down the street. And because of that title that she gave herself I have thought for a while that there might be a Caesar Mulan type that could come and discipline Fenwick into obedience and non-violence but I've been all over this website and I can't find any posting for feline behavior modification and training. I called the vet, and they were no help. So I think we should defund the vets also. I don't know why people support the vets to begin with.
So I'm going to try to gather enough people to start a support group that meets once a week and find some new alternatives for raising wiley unruly kitties. I don't like that she just lets them just walk all over her. Literally
Anyways, if you're interested in trying to get a support group going please contact the email in the drop-down upper left corner. Thank you