We are proud to announce openings for brand ambassadors to represent The Burrito Wheel, the revolutionary eatery device sweeping the nation. As seen at the state fair and on local transponders, The Burrito Wheel the life changing self sufficient meal time aid that's changing the way ordinary people eat ordinary made burritos is looking for new vibrant employees to pitch our magnificent device.
The burrito wheel is a cure to the frustrations of biting into a burrito and getting only one ingredient in that bite because the person that created the burrito and folded it did not mix around the content before folding, leaving pockets of single ingredients per mastication.
Gone are the days of twisting and spinning your burrito to get a substantially even assortment of flavors that amalgamate into the whole meal profile while causing the delicate casing to contort, leading the burrito to drip liquid down your forearms and all over your trousers.
You remember your last burrito... Let's go over the bites.
1st bite was nothing but lettuce, you remember that.
2nd bite after spinning it... it was just cheese.
And then your 4th bite, because you spun it again, it was sour cream, only the sour cream!
And all the while you're spinning this thing in your hand, you're compromising the integrity of the burrito covering itself.
Here at Burrito Wheel headquarters we pride ourselves in our appearance and believe that just because you are wearing something nice for the day doesn't mean you can't have a burrito. All ambassadors are given a clothing per diem to purchase a proper fitting polyester suit. We have four specific colors for you to choose from. Gold, purple, rust and lavender. Now it's very important that you keep your polyester suit clean to maintain the upright stoic purpose of our meal time aid.
After you acquire your suit and your pallet of Burrito Wheels, you will be asked to acquire a location you are familiar with in your area, preferably a family-owned and operated burrito making restaurant. Because of legal purposes Burrito Wheel does not condone the solicitation of our product outside of most household known fast food restaurants, which is fine because it's not like they put a lot of ingredients in their burritos anyways, so they're not even our targeted audience. The Burrito Wheel targeted audience are patrons coming out of restaurants that make delicious burritos but don't mix the ingredients properly before folding the burrito. Now it doesn't even have to just be a burrito it could also be Gyros or something else it's like burritos and Gyros. I can't think of anything right now but you know what I'm talking about. I don't know, maybe like a hot dog? If that restaurant has like a bunch of ingredients on their hot dogs around wherever you are right now. I see those movies where people go to ball parks and they get like a bunch of stuff on their hot dogs but I've never seen a place like that in real life so I kind of think it's made up, but a place like that.
Let me sum it up for you.
Your job as ambassador is to demonstrate in the parking lots of a local restaurant that sells burritos, our invention... while wearing a polyester suit during the summer. It has to be starting now, during summer and the job only goes for 6 months because our marketing team says we're not allowed to have you guys selling our product the week of Halloween because people think that we're being sarcastic and then they make fun of us and and then there is something about someone dying from it being cold outside which is not our fault, they should have known that polyester is not a winter fabric.
So anyway if you're interested in purchasing one large pallet of burrito Wheels so that you can upsell them to people maybe at a bar contact the email in the uppe
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