The Burrito Wheel

Rodent problems
2026-04-25 20:53 Rodent problems   I'm looking for someone to come and figure out what kind of rodent is in my yard. I'm not looking for your run of the mill prairie dog hunting armed lawn mower man. Nor am I lookin...
Feed Me
2026-04-25 05:04 Feed Me   There is a sayn' "Don't bite the hand that feeds you" which I know is an old one that everyone says, but it confuses me. I know the origin has something to do with capital gains tax but wh...
I need an actor to host an event.
2026-04-21 06:36 I need an actor to host an event   I'm looking for a third party to host an award ceremony in my honor to present me with a ridiculously large trophy. Persons applying for this position need to be a...
The Burrito Wheel
2020-04-15 16:30 Hiring Opportunity    We are proud to announce openings for brand ambassadors to represent The Burrito Wheel, the revolutionary eatery device sweeping the nation. As seen at the state fair and on lo...
Abusive Cats
2020-04-07 13:41   Support Group    Do you wake up in the middle of the night to sharp pain sprawling across your face? Maybe from a cat jumping down from the window to land directly on your head though there was a...
Magician Needed
2020-03-18 12:29   Magician Needed        I'm looking to hire a magician to be my friend. This is a great opportunity for a novice in the art of illusion because if you mess up, it works. The big gig will be brin...